Observe....(drum roll) The Cult of Snuggie! Beware the blanket with sleeves!
Is it merely an innocent blanket with sleeves? Or something worse lurks inside this innocent masquerade...Have we been foolish?
We should have known, the only logical explanation is that the Snuggie...*gasp* turns you into cultists!
Or not, but, the more logical answer is also the most boring.