THE SKY IS FALLING!
THE SKY IS FALLING!
Calm down Chicken Little!!!! I can hear you!!!
You're surely going to wake the whole forest
if you do not tone it down!!! Now what is this
nonsense about the sky falling? Are you nuts?
WHAT IS ALL THIS RUCKUS ABOUT?? IT'S STILL NIGHT TIME FOR PETE'S SAKE!!
RANDY ROOSTER HASN'T EVEN "COCKLE DOODLE DOOED" YET BUT WE HAVE A
LITTLE WANNA BE ROOSTER WAKING UP THE FOREST!! WHAT GIVES HENNY???
I don't really have a clue Turkey Lurkey. Chicken Little just ran up to me out of nowhere a hollering
something about the sky's falling. How he is able to walk with that tiny brain of his I'll never know.
CHICKEN LITTLE!! YOU WOKE ME UP BEFORE RANDY ROOSTER COCKLE DOODLE DOOED!!
SHAME ON YOU!!! IT'S ALMOST DAYLIGHT AND YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE NATURAL ORDER
OF FOREST LIFE! HENNY, ARE YOU PART OF THIS DAWNING OF ANARCHY IN THE WOODS?
Don't you dare drag my good name into association with this twitty bird!
I believe in a peaceful and natural order of forest life as much as you do!
Chicken Little is not my chick!! No one knows who laid this orphan's egg!
Claims the sky's falling!! Now whoever heard of such cockamamie drivel!
Well no matter what you older critters may think of me, I'm no liar!
I was just walking along in the middle of the field, minding my own
business, on my way back to the coop when all of a sudden, down
from the sky came something large and hard hitting me smack dab
on the top of my head!! It hurt me so bad it made me see STARS!!
So Little, you have every one in an uproar now. The sky is not falling, look up and you will see for yourself . It is very much in place, without even the a drop of rain to indicate the falling of the heavens.
You must have had your head up in the clouds again and smacked into something, for the bump is on your forehead and not the top of your head.
But look how you have Goosey Loosey … running around like a goose at Thanksgiving. You know it does not take much to get her all riled up. Between her and Turkey Lurkey they have every one staring at the sky.
Even the robins are all a twitter. Robby Robin just flew into a tree because he had his head looking up instead of ahead . The cat almost got him, your words are very dangerous. You must always think before you speak.
Use the little brains the Lord gave you Little... and see that if the sky had fallen would we not all be walking on clouds? Not just you with your head in the clouds.
If the sun was to fall we would all be crispy critters.. You my dear would be Chicken Fricassee. Believe me without the sky, we are all doomed.
You think I banged into something?? No, I heard a noise and I looked up.
That is why the bump is on my forehead...... and not the top of my head.
Look at Goosey Loosey showing off.... flying to check up in the sky I bet
to look where that piece fell out of. Well, Miss Henny, I think we should
go ask Mr. Foxy Loxy just why the sky is falling. He is very clever I hear.
GET AWAY FROM ME RANDY, YOU OL' LECHER!!! COMING AROUND WITH THOSE GOO GOO EYES!
HA! JUST LAST WEEK YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH THEM YOUNGER HENS BUT NOW THAT RUSSELL
ROOSTER IS HITTING ON THEM WITH YOUNGER COCKY CHARMS, YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GIVE
YOU THE TIME OF DAY?? BAWK! TAKE CARE OF YOUR YOUNG CHICK HERE. HE'S ABOUT TO FEED
HIMSELF TO FOXY LOXY! GIVE HIM STERN WARNING!! ONCE FOXY GOBBLES AN APPETIZER LIKE
LITTLE HERE HE'D BE RAIDING OUR COOP EVERYNIGHT EATING UP EACH AND EVERYONE OF US!
(Hiding in the bushes nearby, listening intently....)
FIRST OF ALL, I AM NOT YOUR PA!! MAYBE THAT RUSTY THE RUPTURED ROOSTER IS.
BUT TAIN'T ME!!! MY OWN OFFSPRING HAVE BETTER SENSE THAN RUNNING AROUND
HOLLERING "THE SKY IS FALLING!!" WAKING UP THE FOREST BEFORE THE BREAK OF
DAWN, USURPING MY JOB!! ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS WERE LOOKING AT ME LIKE AS
IF I OVERSLEPT, LIKE MAYBE I'M GETTING TOO OLD!!! I OUGHT TO PECK YOUR HIND
FEATHERS OFF FOR THAT AND FOR BEING SO DARN NUMBSKULLED, YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT WILLINGLY HOPPING RIGHT INTO FOXY LOXY'S MOUTH! IF YOU DO NOT END
UP BEING FOX POOPY YOU'LL LOOK SILLY RUNNING AROUND WITH NAKED BEHIND!
Now Little.... listen to Randy. He might not be your Pa but he speaks
the truth. You hear Foxy Loxy is very clever because he keeps telling
everyone that!! That fox brags he's a genius!! Ha!! Probably threw a
rock hitting you in the head. He's now waiting for you in his den with
a big frying pan. A fox is a predator and we chickens are Foxy's prey!
Oh Miss Henny, you think I can not take care of
myself. But I know that fox and he is a nice guy.
He told me himself. And he even said when I get
bigger I would be welcome in his place anytime.
And I could even bring my friends!!!! Then we'd
all have big meal together. He'll supply drinks!!
Well, Main Course. Err I mean Little...... You will find out for
someday what Foxy really wants!! But until then you stay away from
that bushy tail liar, he's no good!! Never has been and never will be!
Henny is right Chick... You can't be running around stirring up all kind of trouble and getting the rest of these
bird brains in a tizzy. And stay far, far way from that Foxy! He is a no good for nothing liar, who only wants to get you into a pot. Oh he will tell you some tales, twisting truth to fit his needs but in the end you will be up to your neck in chicken soup! Now he will tell you all about his being saved by the Lord and how the Lord wants
him to lead all animals into the light, well Little, I'm here to tell you that light is coming from a fire that burns
under a pot of boiling water. And Foxy is no Prophet I'll tell you!! He uses fear and half truths to reach those
he wants to feast upon on! When ol Foxy invites you to dinner, look out because you will be the main course!